My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
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we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
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Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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