I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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