Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
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Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
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I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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