Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
