marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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