Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
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On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
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I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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