Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
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My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
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Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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