White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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