so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
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if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
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Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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