Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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