Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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