How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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