I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
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dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
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There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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