Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
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Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
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I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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