Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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