after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
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I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
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I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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