This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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