sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
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IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Just pee around me
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
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you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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