WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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