No period for spring break; use this wisely.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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