OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
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I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
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You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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