Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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