the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
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