I cockslap morals
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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