hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
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Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
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i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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