we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
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Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
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Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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