i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
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If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
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DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
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