I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
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coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
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Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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