: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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