Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
this will be a night to untag.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
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ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
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Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
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