Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
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i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
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We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
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