If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
operation harelip BJ is a go
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
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He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
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Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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