He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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