3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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