you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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