I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
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The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
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I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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