this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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