I cockslap morals
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
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He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
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You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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