you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
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The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
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okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
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