Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
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Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
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I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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