And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
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there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
We talked him into tasing himself.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
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We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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