the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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