On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
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