Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
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so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
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the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.