i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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