Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
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