i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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