is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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