Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
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It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
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im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
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