420 ftw
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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