so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
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Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
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You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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