I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
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I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
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Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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