And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
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Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
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Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
how drunk are you?
Several
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
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