i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
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I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
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Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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