drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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